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absurdaniamania

something thats really really really really really giant, big or large
that building is absurdaniamania
by owenmadetheword December 9, 2024
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absoluterally

i absoluterally destroyed that noob in minecraft bedwars.
by 4bbxs December 12, 2024
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Absolute Boy

The term “absolute boy” is often used as a slang expression to describe someone who is admired for their savagery or celebrated for their aggressive actions, dirtbag personality, or general degenerate vibe. It typically conveys a sense of endearment and respect.

The definition can vary depending on context, but generally, an “absolute boy” is:
• A legend or hero: Someone who stands out for their drinking skills, distasteful humour and love for their boys.
• Unapologetically themselves: Someone genuine and confident in their dirtbag identity.
• Unreliable and fun: A person who brings energy, joy, or discouragement to those around them.
Nicole: “Did that guy over there chug that beer in one gulp?”

Jon: “Yeah , he always chugs his first Guinness of the day. Fucking Legend. He’s my Absolute Boy”
by Dirtbag6969 December 15, 2024
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Abstergotube

Abstergotube is the act of making a Video designated to spreading misinformation related to Assassins Creed lore.
"This video is doing Abstergotube by trying to confirm that Watchdogs and Assassins Creed are in the same universe evne though Ubisoft said it isn't!"
by Jonsl December 20, 2024
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absolutes

The comparison of two items with properties. The first being that one average item trumps the other average item but if both items are "good" then the reverese is true and item 2 becomes better.
grass absolutes turf.

meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde
by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024
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absoslutly

When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'
'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'
by MattoMatto January 3, 2025
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Absatu

The sweetest girl you’ll ever meet, super hot and super thick. Needs a lot of love and reassurance but that’s literally a plus if you like them enough. Will always have you back and has the fattest back. Absatu is always really attractive and people tend to comment on her fashion sense because she is the bomb. When young they need a lot of love and attention but when they grow up boy can they ride that BBC.
She’s soo kind, she is such an Absatu
by nonsosr January 3, 2025
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