vagina mitten

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.

Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

by epicpowderhound May 8, 2018

Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.

Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.

by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022

vagina in a glass

A rum and Diet Cola.
A drink for pussies.

That ass clown always orders a Vagina in a Glass from our bartender Tacho.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

Sandy Vagina

When a chick goes to the beach and after a long day; there is sand found in the genitals region.

Debra went to the beach and came home and took a shower. There was sand all in the shower from that sandy vagina

by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019

vagina vegan

(noun) A guy who becomes a vegan because the girl he is dating is a vegan, and access to her lady parts is restricted to only vegans.

Alan used to love going out for steak, but he has become a vagina vegan since he began dating Kimberly!

by WebstersRevenge May 20, 2018

Vagina sniffer

Sniffing vaginas. Most people that do it is girls names Erricka, Britney, taylor, Alexandra. Most guys named that do it is Landen, William, Zack, Jacob . They usually are allergic to it but fight.

Ex:

Erricka: Dude in pe cheyene's crotch skinned my nose
Larry: Haha you loved it
Erricka: no, that's gross
Larry: you're a vagina sniffer

by Sexybish11 July 21, 2016

vagina goop

That white stuff that comes out of your girls pussy when you fuck her right.

I made that chick shoot out some vagina goop.

by Theals October 14, 2017