Shit-Toucher 

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

Shit-Toucher by derandunimo March 12, 2011

Sparkle Touched 

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

Sparkle Touched by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

truck toucher 

usually a female refers to your penis because touching a mans truck is like touching his cock

that girl in the skimpy skirt is such a truck toucher.

truck toucher by bigolboy November 3, 2011

Plum Toucher 

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.

Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.

Plum Toucher by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012

donkey toucher 

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

donkey toucher by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Rough Touchers

A group of teenagers from the Philadelphia area that are known to go up to random asian children a sexually abuse them. Thugs; rapists; etc.

Colin: I heard the rough touchers are back in town.
Chris: I better go tell Quang before they manhandle him!

Rough Touchers by Old Head Jake April 18, 2018

double toucher 

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.

Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?

double toucher by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017