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ur cat a twat 

Like ur aunt a croissant but very worse

Every time this is said, a cat and their owner dies.
Kaila: May I ask you something
Lila: Yeah sure
Kaila: ur cat a twat
*Lila dies, Kaila kills a cat and his owner*
ur cat a twat by LPSfarcry10thousand December 30, 2018
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U spaghetti munching looking twat 

Never say to someone special who is eating spaghetti
Person 1:U spaghetti munching looking twat
Special kid: dies from stroke because of how powerful it os

Junk Yard Twat 

The most insulting of all twat insults...a raunchy, rancid two faced whore that feels the world owes her raw screaming orgasms of gratitude and doesn't think her own soggy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.
His clean calvins were oozing in stench after that Junk Yard Twat worked his leg.
Junk Yard Twat by bad dawg November 15, 2004

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat 

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.
Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

urban twat 

Something you call someone who cares too much about other people's opinions of them.

When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"

If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.

1st person: Your are such an urban twat!
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary
urban twat by Somia December 25, 2006

public shool twat 

All-male schooling that costs a lot leads to this unfrotunate condition. Boys survive the experience by becoming aggressive pricks or defensive and slightly sorry-looking nerds who can't get the girls. The first kind play rugby and squash and become city finance wankers, the second play cricket and become civil servants (with memories of the empire). Both characterised by juvenile sense of humour throughout adult life. Not always posh. However lack of interaction with those in the real world until 18 years means they're very snobby and on most issues think themselves better than others, who they sometimes deign to pity - particularly
around 'culture' and how to speak 'correctly.' They involuntarily bristle at those that say "wa-er" (water) and "somefink" and condole themselves that these lesser being had the misfortune to be badly educated. Nevertheless, they're are those that think themselves cool; either listen to hip-hop and wear skate gear, or wear surf-gear and travel on their gap-year to Goa. On daddy's credit card. Or that rather large inheritance they came into. Wouldn't stand a chance in the
inner-city.
He's acting like he's SO street/working class, but he went to a £20, 000 a year school. What a public school twat.