facebook potato 

When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.

similar to a couch potato

Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while

Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.

Marshall: that thing is ruining your life

Karen: Its getting really close lol

facebook potato by urban outkast August 12, 2009

Chelmsford Potato 

The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!

John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato

Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!

Chelmsford Potato by DJSwiss January 28, 2010

Caution Potato

The act of pooping on the floor of a public restroom, and then placing a "Caution Wet Floor" sign over said poop.

Chud - "Hey Matt, the school janitor is going to be PISSED"
Matt - "Why?"
Chud - "I just laid a HUGE Caution Potato in the band restroom!"

Caution Potato by Chudder's Butter February 22, 2011

Triangle Potato 

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.

"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."

Triangle Potato by Galloway February 26, 2008

Runner's Potato 

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.

At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.

Runner's Potato by Pfu May 20, 2010

Treadmill potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a treadmill, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.

Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.

Treadmill potato by keichix November 1, 2009

montana potato

when a girl licks a guy's sack and junk to get his precum to cover his balls like butter

no example needed of a montana potato

montana potato by lolcrack April 26, 2014