Matt Bellassai

To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.

Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!

My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!

by CarmaJ November 28, 2019

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Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 4, 2019

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Smelling Like A Matt

When you smell really bad and need to shower as soon as possible.

Man I’m really smelling like a Matt today.

by NimrodTheGreat March 29, 2023

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Matt

Less famous than his son

“Matt's such a big boy”

by TKerslake November 23, 2021

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Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

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Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They always see when something is wrong with.
They help you to chose the writr oppositions in your life

You:are sad going to school and your acting like everything is okay
Mattes: I see that something is wrong it's everything okay?

by ♡M♡ November 22, 2021

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