monkey on acid 

A animal that is good fun to watch but even better while on a stamp collection

lets go to the zoo and give the monkeys candy

monkey on acid by bob October 15, 2003

Monkey Dog Cat 

A Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat is technically a cat but acts like a dog. But worse than a Dog a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat acts like a Jive Ass Monkey Dog. Noameen? My Moma told me about Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats. So if you don't like it then you can go talk to my Moma. Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats live in the ghetto so don't go looking in the suburbs, cause there ain't no Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats there.

Look up Monkey Dog. Olive is a jive ass monkey dog cat. Olive trys to pretend to be a monkey dog and follows his little monkey dog all arround the neighborhood, But Olive is not a dog in fact Olive is a cat but since he thinks he is a dog and his best friend is a jive ass monkey dog, then Olive is a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat. Make sence?

Monkey Dog Cat by Monkey Dog Daddy (Eddy) February 21, 2009

monkey tennis 

Womens Football

haha, look at them women trying to play football; it looks like monkeys trying to play tennis

monkey tennis by Mr Rense April 20, 2004

monkey nuts 

The testicles of a member of the ape family.

Wow look at that pair of monkey nuts.

monkey nuts by Anonymous March 20, 2003

monkey man 

When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.

I tried to tell bryan about my day at work but he was too busy being monkey man.

monkey man by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008

monkey nuts 

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

monkey nuts by Tom January 7, 2003

Monkey soup 

A Bevrage common to west affrica, Infact some would call it a delicacy. a dish were monkeys are serades and Danced on as The chef Creates a bueatiful and Flaky crust of yeast and corn Seed

I danced the monkey soup, and it was delicous

Monkey soup by SwissCheeseMan October 11, 2004