life ornament

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used

Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check

life ornament by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016

life-flight

To carry someone away quickly.

A drunk girl fell down the stairs at the party last night. Five guys life-flighted her to the car for a trip to the emergency room.

life-flight by Shawarma123456765432 September 5, 2016

life's debt 

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.

Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.

life's debt by chipworthington October 18, 2016

Life (noun) 

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.

The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)

Life (noun) by Voltegeist December 10, 2016

Life Support 

When your charger can't keep up with your phone.

"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."

Life Support by Splanks February 10, 2017

Life, universe, EVERYTHING! 

42

"Dumb idiot: whats the meaning of life, universe and everything?"
"Smart dude: BEFORE, You ask what the meaning of life is Try get one!"
"Smart dude: Doe if You really want to know then... the meaning of life, universe, EVERYTHING! is... *sigh* 42..."

Life, universe, EVERYTHING! by Sumsargreböl May 4, 2017

Life-ing 

Just doing whatever one feels like with a laid back attitude.

Stoners do it best!

"Hey, dude! Wazzup?"

"Oh, just life-ing, man." *hits blunt*

Life-ing by NINJATERTLE1 May 19, 2017