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fart slart 

Absolute royalty who is also a bit of a whore
Oh Aiden? He’s a total fart slart
fart slart by octopus’s y May 10, 2022
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fart guessing game 

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P

Fart Reading 

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.
Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.

Fart tag 

Playing tag by farting on another individual and then shitting your pants.
I was playing fart tag with Bobby and he shit all over me. It’s all fun and games until somebody shits.
Fart tag by Chantellylace September 15, 2022

Fart juggler 

When someone farts into another persons mouth and that person blows it into another persons mouth. The person with the fart in their mouth will then blow it into the mouth of the original supplier of the fart.
Kyles breath smells like he’s been kissing a fart juggler all day.
Fart juggler by Fartjuggler2008 September 19, 2022

fart sucker 

A fart sucker is an insult toward people you absolutely hate!
"You can't call me weird when your a fart sucker"
fart sucker by sexy scarlett lol November 29, 2022