yank the 1 armed milkman 

wanking, tugin the dangler

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman

yank the 1 armed milkman by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

rules 1 and 2 

First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.

Rules 1 and 2, motherfucker!

rules 1 and 2 by Abdomumibinima April 28, 2007

K-1 

Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.

Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME

K-1 by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009

cloud 1 

The feeling at which you have given up on all chance of happiness and spend your days contemplating the best means of death which leads you to go shopping at Home Depot for a sturdy rope and chair.

Well I lost all of my money, lost both of my legs, and my dog hates me. I'm on Cloud 1 right now

cloud 1 by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

boss ds-1 

An incredibly good distortion pedal, with a trademark orange colour.

Mostly famous due to the fact that Kurt Cobain from grunge pioneers Nirvana often used it.

ROCK

'Listen to this ultra cruchy distortion I got from turning the mid down and the Bass and the Treble up! Awesome'

boss ds-1 by Citezen:Erased August 2, 2005

n e 1

anyone

n e 1 here

n e 1 by ixsetf October 24, 2009

October 1 

The day when you wake up Billie Joe Armstrong.

Friend: "Hey it's October 1."
Me: "Ya let's go and wake up Billie Joe Armstrong from the band, Green Day."

October 1 by BigniggaINC. October 31, 2019