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boss ds-1 

An incredibly good distortion pedal, with a trademark orange colour.

Mostly famous due to the fact that Kurt Cobain from grunge pioneers Nirvana often used it.

ROCK

'Listen to this ultra cruchy distortion I got from turning the mid down and the Bass and the Treble up! Awesome'

boss ds-1 by Citezen:Erased August 2, 2005

Weezer 

A brilliant Nerd-Rock band fronted by Rivers Cuamo, who lives in an apartment with a chair and a microwave.

'By jove, this song 'Say it aint' so' is brilliant!'

'I whole heartedly agree Winthorpe'

Weezer by Citezen:Erased June 5, 2005

russia 

A really big and very cool country in the east. Managed to crush the Nazi occupation force after a decisive tank battle in the fields of Kursk.
Currently fighting those damn rebels, as of yet they are the only country to do anything effective to fight global terrorism. They pwned the bastards.
Russia has given birth to all sorts of cool stuff, Vodka, the t-32 battle tank, the ak47 and kossack hats.

Russian women are FINE.

russia by Citezen:Erased April 11, 2005

all hallows 

1.Another name for that oh-so annoying day of the year Halloween.

2.An EP released by the band AFI.

1.'Mum theres some trick or treaters at the door!'
'Fetch my gun.'

2.Dude that track 'the boy who destroyed the world' tottaly rocks, Booya!

all hallows by Citezen:Erased April 9, 2005

goths 

Goth is a kind of cultural movement, or anti-cultural even. They do not drink blood or sacrafice small children, nor do they eat bats and wear pvc and pale make up all the time.
Goths separate themselves from popular trends and fads only to find that goth itself is becoming a trend fast, goths aren't what they used to be.

Goths are cool, but theyr'e falling into the trap of cultural imitation.

goths by Citezen:Erased April 8, 2005

scally 

Although usually violent and vicous creatures, who pray on nicotene and the rare 'Kebab', there are many docile versions of the standard scallie Xenomorph which have been recently discovered. These tame scallies also called 'Scallets' will keep they're distance from other human bioforms such as packs of 'emos' and gaggles of 'goths', they will instead take to smoking in there bedrooms and eventually end up dying in gutters due to excessive consmption of halluceonegenic drugs. A shame considering most 'Scallets' are quality people who want nothing more than to live peaceful, smoke filled life cycles.

That is all for Wildlife on two this week, tune in next time for an in depth look at the rare 'Hobo'.

scally by Citezen:Erased April 8, 2005

willow 

1.The name of my dog.

2.Willow rosenburg, doesn't she just rock?

Fetch willow, fetch!

willow by Citezen:Erased April 8, 2005