Daxmaster93's definitions

Cloud 8

A feeling of mild contentment that give you just the slightest satisfaction in living.

Man today was a decent day, I'm on cloud 8

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

cloud 5

The feeling of advanced sadness, where a person needs to cope their sadness with junk food or animals.

Dude my Dog died and my girlfriend left me, I'm on Cloud 5

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

cloud 7

The feeling of pure contentment for which someone doesn't care if they continue to live or die.

Man I lost my dog today, but I got a new girlfriend so I guess I'm on Cloud 7

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

cloud 6

The feeling of slight sadness that leads one to turn to comfort food

Man I got an F on my test, I'm on Cloud 6

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

cloud 2

The stage at which you realize that no one else's happiness can fill your emptiness, so you endlessly attempt to rekindle a time when you were truly happy.

I went back to high school after moving back in with my parents after my wife divorced me and took all my money. I'm on Cloud 2

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

cloud 3

The feeling at which you understand that sustained emptiness is not acceptable so you attempt to steal the happiness of of those on higher clouds.

I've been single for 6 years, but Jim and Marry are getting married... Damn I'm on Cloud 3 right now.

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

cloud 1

The feeling at which you have given up on all chance of happiness and spend your days contemplating the best means of death which leads you to go shopping at Home Depot for a sturdy rope and chair.

Well I lost all of my money, lost both of my legs, and my dog hates me. I'm on Cloud 1 right now

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018