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package whackage 

Viciously slapping your inner thighs with the sides of your hands
Did you see Jeremy yesterday?
Yeah! He can do a mean package whackage
package whackage by oXander_ December 19, 2016
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Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana
I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot
Used to describe something that is crap or lame. 1 level of wackness below wacaday.
"Look at that dude, he looks like he's out of that crap band band The Horrors, he's carrying a Taxi Driver photoshopped canvas"
"I think he thinks he's cool"
"But he's totally wackajack"
"Yes he is"
wackajack by Natedogg (GANGSTA) November 10, 2006
1. Wackary, a self centered asshole who thinks he's hottest thing to women since brad pitt, and has and obsession with big penises but not really as cool as he claims too be

2. someone who excessively masturbates more than any human should

3. another term for a minute man
#1 : dude is that wackary over there?

#2 : whoa it is

#1 : dude i feel sorry for him

#2: why?

#1: cause his mom named him wackary

#2: hahaha true
Wackary by Taichi Master August 7, 2009

Wackanomics 

When Steve Levitt comes up with a crazy explanation for something, without properly analyzing all the lurking variables. Then the New York Times lets him podcast about it.
Steve Levitt: Did you know that eating fast food isn't really all that bad for you? Let me explain...

Avid Listener: Shenanigans. This is a bunch of Wackanomics.

Wack of Shame 

The act of masturbating alone after being rejected by a girl, meant to prevent the very painful sensation of blue balls
Heather shut me down before I could even whip it out, guess its time for the wack of shame.
Wack of Shame by exaey2626 September 1, 2013