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one upper 

A person which when in conversation has a story to tell whether real or imagined, about a specific idea, person, place, event, or thing, that is more exhilarating, spontaneous, better, worse, shittier, greater, higher, lavish, outstanding, superior, superb, advanced, complex, sophisticated, splendid, wonderful, magnificent, improved, brilliant, admirable, excellent, terrific, marvelous, surprising, amazing, breathtaking, enhanced, thrilling, astonishing, fantastic, shocking, surprising, astounding, exciting, extraordinary, far-fetched, stimulating, electrifying, wonderful, stupendous, invigorating, or glorious then that of the previous story told. This person may also appear to be more cocky then confident, extremely egotistical, filled with jealousy, or a straight up hater. Also see hater JewJealous.
Danny McLOvin: Yo, I just bought a new Benz in cash by myself without even really working the shits hot.

Scottie McTalks: That shits only a C class, my dad has been working for 30 years, 13 hour days and has a S600, apartment in NYC, a house up in HillBilly land, and a few little doggies. Besides there are alot of little twits who have nice cars that mommy and daddy bought them.

Scottie McTalks is a one upper when he refers to his father having something better then McLovin, and the other little twits who have nice cars. Mctalks is also a hater when he displays jealousy and makes the statement that McLovin only has a c-class. One uppers are synonymous with haters in the fact that they hate other people because of their success and accomplishments and will attempt to ignore the fact that others are doing better then them.
Resentment is also a characteristic posessed by one uppers and haters, because of there lack of success and motivation they feel it is neccesary to put others achieveing more then them down.
Ex. 2
Mclovin: Yo, I just got a Kompressor benz all black, HID's, and 17' sport rims.
Baker: Thats a poor mans Benz I'm whippin a 87 Thunderbird with 126,000 miles on it.
one upper by Dr. Mclovin January 14, 2008
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one and done 

A term used in sports to describe a team's performance in the playoffs when they win their first round game but lose in the second round.
The Seahawks may have beaten the Saints in the wild card round, but they're gonna be one and done when they lose to the Bears in the divisional round.
one and done by flappergaster January 10, 2011

One Direction

The best band throughout the entire world! Made up of 5 incredibly gorgeus boys who have amazing humour and banter (Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik"
As a matter of fact the 5 boys are so damn sexy that the world may well end because we can't handle they're sexiness and amazing voices.
Directioner: "OMG! It's One Direction!!! THEY'RE SO FUCKIN SEXY! fkjwf qdhvbeuv i think i might die..."
One Direction by ThisIsDirectioner December 17, 2011

one and done 

Having only one child and not wanting anymore.
Mary: So when are you all going to have more kids?

Carol: Are you kidding? We are so one and done.
one and done by cq29 February 22, 2010

one eyed trouser trout 

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm
Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait
one eyed trouser trout by Mike September 14, 2003

One hit wonder 

New defintion; An urbandictionary user who has contributed only one defintion.
Sometimnes, a one hit wonder's definition is just something that flatters thier boyfriend or girlfriend.
One hit wonder by Light Joker August 15, 2004

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved
I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.