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Dark Brandon 

Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.

It has been extended to

Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman

It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.
shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."

Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.
Dark Brandon by Antibogotes August 28, 2022

big boto brandon 

A five syllable sentence. Hailing from the south side of the Hawaiian island Kauai. A big boto brandon is some one with an abnormally large dick. Particularly used in the rape of small animals that can easily be manipulated or abused.
I sure hope big boto brandon doesn't find my cat when i'm on vacation.
big boto brandon by LaneTrain September 5, 2016

Lets Go Brandon 

Used by the shit fetish community when speaking about shit coming out of the asshole. Lets Go refers to supporting the shit coming out, meanwhile Brandon is a replacement for "browning", another word for the action of shitting. Brandon is used as a replacement due to its similarity to the original word as well as its ambiguity to the general public.
Shit enthusiast 1: "I think they're about to shit!"

Shit enthusiast 2: "fuck yeah! Lets Go Brandon!"
Lets Go Brandon by ThiccumsPickums69 December 28, 2021

nigga brandon 

A loser who stays in your home past his welcome, drinks your Dr peppers, and is a literal piece of shit and smokes weed erry day .
how long that nigga brandon staying?
all day, all day. nigga

did you take out that nigga brandon to the dumpster?

So what are you planning to be when you grow up?
-A nigga brandon bitch! weed is life Mufukah
nigga brandon by BitchSquadddddd November 17, 2015

Autistic Brandon 

A mentally challenged person called Brandon he may be cool or sexy but he also has Torretts

Jacob Brandon 

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
That guy is a total Jacob Brandon
Jacob Brandon by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019