A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
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Get the Lil queef mug.(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.
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Get the Postpartum Queef mug.Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.
"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
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Get the Coral Queef mug.That thing Québécois people do with their mouths when they’re angry after finishing a sentence. It’s a quick puff of air exhaled through pursed lips, kind of like farting with your mouth as seen in the show Letterkenny.
“Woah dude, Étienne was really pissed at that Leafs fan! He even did a Quebec queef and everything.”
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