Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

Pulling a Duck 

When you sucessfully convince a person you met online to fly, at her expence, to see you for a booty call.

He is "the man", there he goes Pulling a Duck again.

Pulling a Duck by umm_mickey April 13, 2006

a duck to the feet 

A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.

I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.

a duck to the feet by Perlith October 12, 2010

the duck shake 

The act of wagging your penis in the same manner that a duck shakes its tail to get water off. Instead of wagging to get water off, you wag until you ejaculate.

'Chris did the duck shake all over his girlfriend, after she asked him to clean the room.'

the duck shake by Pimpstrich December 14, 2016

Big Duck Big Buck 

One shall duck ones buck.

Big Duck Big Buck- She put her duck in my buck

Big Duck Big Buck by One_White_Boi February 21, 2019

whatever floats your duck 

a more complicated and cute way to say whatever; a way to mask the fact that you simply don't care.

Joe: I just got to level 80 in WoW!

Sue: Whatever floats your duck..

whatever floats your duck by atlrein January 25, 2009

cut the duck 

Can mean whatever you want as long as it makes sense. Ex) "Madison, cut the duck! Dump him." Ex 2) "She cut the duck." She dumped him GOOD. Ex 3) " I'm cutting the duck! Gn." - I'm going to sleep... It can mean cut the crap, whatever! You can use it all the time because it's freaking fun to say!

Hun! Cut the duck! He's cheated on you too many times.

cut the duck by scs010 April 17, 2017