Chodeman

A guy with a chode. Essentially the same thing as a chodemeister just less creative and easier to say.

Montrell: You're gay.
Wyatt: Shut up chodeman at least I don't have a chode.

by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015

chode

a small , fat, baby dick.

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.

by ayebae22 November 22, 2015

Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.

Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.

by pablopooop January 8, 2016

chode nut

A person who is being rude/ a little bitch

hey john is such a chode nut

by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016

chode sandwich

Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.

John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.

by Neeeeegro April 16, 2016

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016

chode poker

a person who pokes little kid wieners

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"

by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016