Beavis

When your hair looks so flat and elongated that your basketball coach calls you beavis for how dumb you look

Everybody clap it up for beavis

by Jordplover69 January 12, 2026

the beavin

it can take the place of any noun that you want it to

while playing poker, i went all-in after the flop with 5 2. my friend called with ace king. when i flipped my cards over i shouted haha the beavin

by paul brusati October 18, 2008

choco beaver

when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam

the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again

by brian ratchinsky April 4, 2009

Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

birmingham booty call, donkey punch, cleveland steamer, cincinnati bowtie, tony danza, hot carl, new england steamer, houdini, new delhi dot, texas chili bowl, chili dog, boston pancake

I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008

commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.

"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"

by Blades of steel November 11, 2009

stinkity beaver

1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible

2. scoring zero points in a game or competition

1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.

Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!

by ebbie479 August 11, 2010

grizzly beaver

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.

i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...

by meganoshua December 24, 2010