Alberth

A guy who likes to make fun of people with Autism, also a huge ass whole! Nobody likes him, acts like a 5th grader cause he thinks he's cool! But it makes him look like an idiot...

That guys such an Idiot, he's an Alberth no doubt!

by The Asians Classs May 29, 2009

Albino Starfish

N. A degrading sex move that involves the male ejaculating into his hand, and slapping a female in her face.

Bitch didn't swallow so I jizzed in my hand and gave her an albino starfish.

by RedRubberv2 February 14, 2010

Prince Albert in a can

To use pierced male genitalia for anal sex.

The next day he was bragging to his friends about giving her a Prince Albert in a can.

by slugger bob October 18, 2010

Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.

I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

Albanian Handshake

The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.

You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.

by Regnar July 30, 2010

crank dat albanian

To get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time.

damn yo he wearin the albanian eagle on his shirt,headband,and on his bandanna .This mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian.

by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 27, 2007

Albania

The worst fucking country in the entire world.

Fuck Albania

by CroatianBirdSucker July 4, 2022