pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023

pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.

Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.

by Whizza22 December 15, 2023

pee poo

Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is pee poo

by Vleet December 23, 2022

Pee-Poot

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.

"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."

by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

pee

a yellow liquid that comes out of your pee pee of your vergina: girls!! sit down and pee and boys stand and pee

Jessica: I need to go or else ill pee on the bed

Kyle: hurry go to the bathroom or else ill kill you

by grace6177 July 29, 2023

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023