Jesus Christ 

it's jason bourne

Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne

Jesus Christ by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT February 10, 2018

Jesus Hank Christ

For years people have used the expression "Jesus H Christ" without knowing what the H stands for. The H stands for Hank.

"Jesus Hank Christ! Nick wont stop peeping."

Jesus Hank Christ by Mr. Bo Rules July 26, 2018

Jesus cock 

A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe

.....jesus cock

Jesus cock by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018

Jesus Take the Wheel 

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"

Jesus Take the Wheel by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

Jesus Christ 

My nigga

Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

Jesus Christ by grease_of_sandwich February 20, 2020

Jesus cardenas 

Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls

He is so cool he is a Jesus Cardenas

Jesus cardenas by Jellie is real March 19, 2021

Jesus Christ 

A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father

Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life

Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?

Jesus Christ by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023