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Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.
"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"
by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025
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Blackwater Bastard

A term used for Qarsherskiyan people, some may find it offensive while others have embraced the term proudly and consider it a compliment.
"I have lived in the Sandhills of North Carolina near the bluffs overlooking the Cape Fear River all my life. The last 28 years, I've been called a Dog of Miscegany and a Blackwater Bastard. And I'm proud of that! I am proud that I am Qarsherskiyan."
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bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?
by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025
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Rat Bastard

Someone who doesn’t care about life or others and often acts in own self interest to the detriment of life or others, typically their reasoning falls around financial bias and self serving interests.
That Rat Bastard just planned to cut down half the rainforest for the logging company.
by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025
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Pisswanking Bastard

A person who, when they ejaculate, only excretes urine instead of semen.
Shut up you pisswanking bastard.
by Outofthi5world December 17, 2025
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Fat Bastard

A criminal type characterized by highly intellegent individuals who can't quite get things done, feel things have been stolen from them, has grow older, fatter, and has a taste for young blood.

As an individual the Brown University Shooter was a Fat Bastard
Donald Trump has become a national Fat Bastard.
by Max-501 December 24, 2025
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