ass snacker 

one who licks/bites/eats a bit of ass. A lesser form of ass muncher.

johnny is an ass muncher, but johnny's sister is an ass snacker.

ass snacker by Cgeier August 16, 2006

ass shnozzing 

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.

I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

ass shnozzing by Peter Shnozzinbutte November 9, 2007

ass chips 

Chips that take like somebody's butt.

Your breath smells like you just ate some ass chips.

ass chips by Black_Spade June 17, 2008

Ass Pelt 

An extremely hairy man ass

Oh I don't like body hair; I could never be with someone that has an ass pelt. (Wax your ass pelt)

Ass Pelt by Feodoric April 24, 2009

ass-a-hoy 

Giant, rotund gluteus maximus. Generally so enormous that to cross it's path could mean being squashed to the point of death. Warning: Keep a safe distance of 10 feet minimum between you and the unruly beast!

Family Guy: Brian encounters Peter in the kitchen doorway barely squeezes by stating "Wow, ASS-A-HOY!"

ass-a-hoy by Naomi February 4, 2005

Ass-fuck 

The male equivalent to a female being called a cunt in the heat of utmost anger.

Hey ass-fuck, watch where your going!

I am filing for divorce! My ass-fuck husband didn’t come home last night again!

Ass-fuck by a_brief_expert July 16, 2008

ass pee 

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

ass pee by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004