Surf and Turf

When you have crabs (STD) and give a girl a schlonging.

"My boy gave me some good surf and turf last night, but now my vag itches"

by bingbangobongo March 10, 2021

turnin me out

The act of receiving a humongous penis inside your anus. So much that your whole body quivers in pain.

Wow, that nasty man sure is turnin me out. My butthole is bleeding!

by OrdyFlava August 20, 2011

turn out

(v.i.) what moms, typically white, often say when what they mean to say is "turn up".

Pam's son: "Mom, I'm going to Andrew's for New Year's, okay?"

Pam: "Ooh like for a party? Turn out!"
Pam's son: "Mom."

by Little City Band May 30, 2018

Ted Turner

Neo Conservative, extreme right wing billionaire, who has a huge media empire that includes establishments like CNN, AOL, Time Magazine, TBS and more.
Unlike other sources of far right propaganda, Turner cloaks his messages under a thin veil.

Ted Turner is an aristocratic fatcat.

by asredasblack February 4, 2005

Surf and turf

If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.

Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.

Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.

by Swagger-jagger August 22, 2014

turfer

A person who surfs and wears surf clothes but also wears townieish/chavish clothing.

e.g. Billabong jumper, trucker cap, over tight jeans and fluroscent white skate shoes

by Lizzie May 13, 2005

Cambodian Rabbit Turnip

The perfect equation. Often used to describe a random false sense of security or a cyborg with corny leprechaun feces in it's mouth, and/or butt hole. If you only have 3 arms and can't scratch your anus then you have problems, so they call you a Cambodian Rabbit Turnip.

A.k.a. Jesus. Let's fist some blow holes. Blow holes referring to whales or Cambodian Rabbit Turnips.

by Gage Joshua Adam Haney June 7, 2007