Definitions by Swagger-jagger

Surf and turf

If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.

Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.

Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.

Surf and turf by Swagger-jagger August 22, 2014