2 definitions by OrdyFlava

A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.
So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.
by OrdyFlava October 17, 2011
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The act of receiving a humongous penis inside your anus. So much that your whole body quivers in pain.
Wow, that nasty man sure is turnin me out. My butthole is bleeding!
by OrdyFlava August 16, 2011
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