sofa glam

A sofa glam is when someone buys a shirt out of pure ignorance as to what it means.

I hate your “anti sofa glam club” shirt, Zah

by smoothie queen May 21, 2018

Soft shit

tony mata

"dont be on that soft shit"

by ilovecock6996 May 24, 2018

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

SOFUCKINGSATISFYING

when something is very satisfying.

holy fuck that's SOFUCKINGSATISFYING. just look at it.

by GYPSIEQUEEN6000 June 2, 2018

Soft Bread

These people are appear tough and "crusty" on the outside, but are actually soft on the inside. They are typically pushovers in debates and conflict.

Too bad our boss Jason is such soft bread. If we had a real leader, we'd be done this project already.

by Well_Servicing June 13, 2018

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

Sofeta

A lovely and uncommon girls name meaning "Wise Cheese." A truly amazing person, full stop. You would be very extremely lucky to ever meet a Sofie or Sofeta. Not only is she magnificently gorgeous but has the personality of a block or cheese. She can be a bit mischievous but overall is kind, loyal, strong, compassionate, friendly, hilarious and many more great traits. If you have a Sofeta in your life, consider yourself very lucky. Appreciate her beauty and personality. Do not take her for granted. She is likely to be vegetarian, and obsessed with Ariana Grande. She is clever and can outsmart most people. When you first get to know her she will be most likely quiet and shy, however when you get to know her she is loud and thinks she can sing but really can't!!! A big animal lover, and is very partial to chocolate. A beautiful modern name perfect for beautiful babies around the world.

Wow, I'd love to be friends with Sofeta! Everyone loves her!!

by sh9749 July 7, 2018