Passover 

The holiday of Passover celebrates the time
when G-D passed of the houses of the Egyptian people
and killed their first born's. It also celebrates
the time when the Jews left Egypt.

On Passover you may not eat bread.

When is Passover?
Where are you going for passover?

Passover by Raphael2222 March 23, 2008

passover 

An adjective that describes a potential love interest that you really think you're interested in and would do your best to get with them. After much consideration maybe a few months later you realize they weren't worth the effort of being with them. Thus making them a passover, as you have moved on.

I really like him.
You sure about that?
Yes, I am.
U just think he is a passover guy.
Oh, okay.

Most of the girls you have dated are passover girls.
Yeah, not worth my effort.

passover by Manette Playzer August 7, 2011

Passover 

Hebrew word for a dinner that features bland food, crappy wine and a boring story told again and again. It conmemorates the events leading up to the exodus of the Jewish people from Egypt.

Oh man.....gotta go to the in-laws for Passover tonight. FML!

Passover by Le Blank May 8, 2011

Passover 

It is when you are fucking a girl when she is on her period. Then you pull your dick out and wipe the blood with your dick on her forehead. Like the passover when the jews put the blood on the door.

Dude last night I did the passover on that chick.

She is so hot, I would passover her.

Passover by NinjaWii December 20, 2008

Passover 

When you jerk off on a Jewish girls ears.

Last night I totally Passover on that girl.

Passover by Kmore August 12, 2009

Passover Aggressive 

When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.

Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ."

Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry"

Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"

Passover Aggressive by Gonzo Writer July 18, 2016

Passover Paintbrush

The technique used for camping at a beer release on the eve of Passover to protect yourself from the angel of death. Using the tampon in an economic and green manner, smear your used tampon on the outside of your doorway with blood. Oy vay

Passover, passover paintbrush, paint brush

Passover Paintbrush by Abe Athol May 18, 2018