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Passover

The holiday of Passover celebrates the time
when G-D passed of the houses of the Egyptian people
and killed their first born's. It also celebrates
the time when the Jews left Egypt.

On Passover you may not eat bread.
When is Passover?
Where are you going for passover?
by Raphael2222 March 23, 2008
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passover

An adjective that describes a potential love interest that you really think you're interested in and would do your best to get with them. After much consideration maybe a few months later you realize they weren't worth the effort of being with them. Thus making them a passover, as you have moved on.
I really like him.
You sure about that?
Yes, I am.
U just think he is a passover guy.
Oh, okay.

Most of the girls you have dated are passover girls.
Yeah, not worth my effort.
by Manette Playzer August 7, 2011
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Passover

Hebrew word for a dinner that features bland food, crappy wine and a boring story told again and again. It conmemorates the events leading up to the exodus of the Jewish people from Egypt.
Oh man.....gotta go to the in-laws for Passover tonight. FML!
by Le Blank May 8, 2011
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Passover

It is when you are fucking a girl when she is on her period. Then you pull your dick out and wipe the blood with your dick on her forehead. Like the passover when the jews put the blood on the door.
Dude last night I did the passover on that chick.

She is so hot, I would passover her.
by NinjaWii December 20, 2008
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Passover

When you jerk off on a Jewish girls ears.
by Kmore August 12, 2009
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Passover Aggressive

When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.
Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ."

Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry"

Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"
by Gonzo Writer July 18, 2016
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Passover Paintbrush

The technique used for camping at a beer release on the eve of Passover to protect yourself from the angel of death. Using the tampon in an economic and green manner, smear your used tampon on the outside of your doorway with blood. Oy vay
by Abe Athol May 18, 2018
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