leafysoup is a horny sleep deprived teen who’s obsessed with his boyfriend, Tiffany Oiler (from Adventure Time), and is a huge masochist with weird and specific kinky fantasies
“hey Leafy how are you?”
Leafy: “i want tiffany to embrace me from behind as he slowly cuts my throat open with that knife he keeps down his pants”
“ah classic Leafy Soup”
Leafy: “i want tiffany to embrace me from behind as he slowly cuts my throat open with that knife he keeps down his pants”
“ah classic Leafy Soup”
by leafysoup November 21, 2021

The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.
by djorangejuice May 22, 2018

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

when you rub your ass cheese on your friends' sheets and then he brings a chick over and her pussy juice makes makes a soup out of the ass cheese
by Quintonious December 15, 2010

person1:hey i just joined AFCT
person2:what does that mean
person1:anti faction coalition team
person2:whats that
person1:idk its just a average alphabet soup groups
person2:what does that mean
person1:anti faction coalition team
person2:whats that
person1:idk its just a average alphabet soup groups
by for yomama November 26, 2020

Guy1: Man this new game changed their release date for an extra month.
Guy2: That's some disappointment soup right there bud.
Girl1: My necklace broke while I was on a walk today..
Girl2: Disappointment soup...hey maybe I can get you a new one
Guy2: That's some disappointment soup right there bud.
Girl1: My necklace broke while I was on a walk today..
Girl2: Disappointment soup...hey maybe I can get you a new one
by Casualmcbabepuree November 29, 2020
