djorangejuice's definitions

Poop Soup

The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.

My body feels so clear after that cleanse, I just made some fuckin delicious poop soup

by djorangejuice May 22, 2018

Lodi sucker play

The Lodi sucker play is a fake-out move (primary used during a sports game) where one player holds two balls. They throw one ball into the air, distracting a second player, and while the other player is distracted, the first player chucks the second ball at the groin.

I'm still having pains from when Tommy hit me with a Lodi sucker play.

by djorangejuice April 21, 2018

Masturvape

Masturbating and vaping at the same time.

Sorry I didn’t text you back last night. I decided to masturvape until 1am.

by djorangejuice December 22, 2017