Food Sugar Daddy

Somebody that in exchange for companionship; they offer free food......THEY MAY LIKE YO ASS!!!.....BUT youuuuuu KEEP TELLING THEM THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED LIKE tf.

Wait he bought you food for the past week straight and you aint even loving the man. ~ Trisha

Nah he just my food sugar daddy!!!

by Willisstillkillinthis June 14, 2017

Alex's Food Reviews

a British man who tries different foods and reviews them

Alex: Hey guys welcome back to Alex's food reviews.

by KINGCHUBCHUB September 10, 2023

hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Whole Foods Cherry

A virgin ginger bitch who tends to be on the tinier side. She tends to be non-vaccine, and she is usually a bitch.

Me: Yo, I just banged that Whole Foods Cherry.
Him: Damn, good for you I guess, but I’m not about that shit.

by ThatCheebsKid July 15, 2019

food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023

sister food tax

if you have a sister you are intended to have her take some food anytime she sees you or you have food.

“hey do you have food”
“Yes”
“Okay give me some, sister food tax”

by yomama45 February 3, 2023

fast-slow food

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.

I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.

by Kinch_Dedalus June 25, 2014