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douche backup 

when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.
Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"
douche backup by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010

douche cock

1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.
You're such a douche cock.
douche cock by Gabe F November 11, 2006

douche bag 

A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.
Most bosses, male or female
douche bag by Justine May 18, 2004

Douche Canoe 

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!
Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.
Douche Canoe by phenix_247 September 9, 2009

Douche fairy 

the ultimate insult, reserved for the worst ppl, such as snitches
im going to kill that douchefairy who told the school cops that i had a knife and a picture of an enemy... bastard
Douche fairy by Big Robert December 8, 2004

douche douche twat twat

The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...