Definitions by kjdhfhsdfkfi

douche backup 

when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.

Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"

douche backup by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010