by T0RP3NI$ March 27, 2019
Get the After Jack mug.A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.
Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”
Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth
Example 2: Spelling bee contest*
Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING
Child: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.
Child:
A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G
Judge: That is correct!
Crowd Applause*
Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth
Example 2: Spelling bee contest*
Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING
Child: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.
Child:
A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G
Judge: That is correct!
Crowd Applause*
by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019
Get the Aftermorning mug.Related Words
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We had LUNCH and a pretty dirty aftertizer.
I wanted steak, but those Brussel Sprouts were a sick aftertizer!
I wanted steak, but those Brussel Sprouts were a sick aftertizer!
by Weeds mc April 13, 2019
Get the Aftertizer mug.Snacks belatedly consumed after dinner instead of before, often if a favorite appetizer was overlooked
Often occurs because 1) a delicious appetizer was unnoticed until later; or 2)the entree was unsatisfying in quality, quantity, or both.
Often occurs because 1) a delicious appetizer was unnoticed until later; or 2)the entree was unsatisfying in quality, quantity, or both.
by WillaCather April 14, 2019
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Get the Afternom mug.by Pandangie April 26, 2019
Get the afternom mug.The early hours of the morning, the time from midnight (a.k.a. 00:00 or “zero” military time) to dawn. (Used in sentences similarly to afternoon.)
by Malkov Volkov IV July 28, 2019
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