After Jack

The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit

"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"

by T0RP3NI$ March 27, 2019

Aftermorning

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.

Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*

by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019

Aftertizer

A delicious treat post meal. Or, a fun but brief sex act after a more substantial engagement.

We had LUNCH and a pretty dirty aftertizer.
I wanted steak, but those Brussel Sprouts were a sick aftertizer!

by Weeds mc April 13, 2019

aftertizer

Snacks belatedly consumed after dinner instead of before, often if a favorite appetizer was overlooked
Often occurs because 1) a delicious appetizer was unnoticed until later; or 2)the entree was unsatisfying in quality, quantity, or both.

"Ooo, cocktail shrimp! I'm having an aftertizer."

by WillaCather April 14, 2019

Afternom

When you take a nap after eating.

"Dude, I just woke up from an afternom." "Did you eat a lot? I call em food comas."

by bishwhocares April 26, 2019

afternom

The nap you take after eating lunch.

Man I just woke up from a good afternom. I'm ready to go.

by Pandangie April 26, 2019

Afterzero

The early hours of the morning, the time from midnight (a.k.a. 00:00 or “zero” military time) to dawn. (Used in sentences similarly to afternoon.)

Oh goodness, its already the afterzero.

Have a good afterzero!

by Malkov Volkov IV July 28, 2019