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shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader March 30, 2012
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Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants
Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon
by GacDcTc August 23, 2025
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shit skilled

One having no skill in the activity.

One having slower abilities than normal in learning information.
Damn, shit skilled you forgot the finished product.
by zestor August 30, 2006
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Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?

It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.
by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021
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Shit

Pooppooopopopppopooop shit shit shit shit shit
Shyanne: shit
Eros: shit
Emily: shit
Devin: shit
Phoenix: shit
Dominic: shit
Lyric: shit
by Jelly54320 November 12, 2018
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shit

when u laugh at ur own joke
jesse:makes a f ton of meth

walter:thats a valley of meth

walter:hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
also walter:shit
by anonymous January 29, 2022
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Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.
I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.
by Moose45 March 28, 2019
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