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john cena

A wrestler/rapper, currently holds the WWe championship.
After retireing from a successful bodybuilding career, the doctor of thuganomics became a pro WWe wrestler.
Has the most in ring charisma since The Rock and is the fan's favorite wrestler at the moment.
John Cena always has the same lead up to the end of his matches..
1st- Jumping should block
2nd- sidewalk slam
3rd- U cant see me
4th- 5 knuckle shuffle
5th- pumps it uup
and 6th- FU
Did u see John Cena FU the Big show
by Secret wrestling fan December 28, 2005
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john kerry

anything but bush.
the only thing we need to know about him is that he is not George W. Bush also known as the stupidest man to walk the face of the earth.
I voted for John Kerry because he isn't GWB.
by katiepoo February 11, 2007
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John Brown

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021
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John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.
Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.
by Big Lambo August 25, 2011
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john louis

an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes
check out that john louis, i wish someone would tell him he needs a wash. wannabe french nob
by dunkers June 28, 2011
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John Mark

John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.
John Mark wears a big ass ring.
by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019
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