Dick Cheney

A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America

Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.

Fred: why?

Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!

by CHOWnoobCHOW April 20, 2009

Dick Cheney

An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?

Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...

Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009

Dick Cheney

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Dick Milk

The milky white substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.

"Fill me up with your dick milk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"

by aoibh120 June 11, 2019

Dick eater

Philly slang for a person who always has something to say about someone. Someone who is always on a persons top/ a person who copy cats others.

Damn you really dick eater.

You be so hype....always the first one to dick eat off my bro.

by 111Anonymous 111 July 16, 2019

dick wet

when a boys wants to have sex with a female, he wants to get his dick wet. (sticks penis inside a wet vagina)

Cedrick says, "Man i need to get my dick wet" lol
KeKe says, "I'll wet your dick"

by Tee-Tee January 5, 2008

dick bucket

a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo

see claire over there, shes a right dick bucket we have all had her

by mikey b5000 January 7, 2008