Upstate New York

Upstate is a place where you have to drive your pickup 20 miles to buy a Sears, Roebuck suit or Gingham dress at a local Walmart. Upstate is sterile, it's a fucking joke.

Once I went to Nassau County and everybody somehow knew I was from the Big City.

by Ed Koch June 11, 2006

New York Accent

Myth

There is no such thing as a New York accent!!

by .💁🏿‍♀️ April 12, 2019

Mahopac, New York

A town in New York, about 47 miles from New York City. The town is very small, but they have really good food. It's not true about what people say about us, we are not all, druggies, filled with std's, and guidos. Yes, if you say things, we might overreact, but you learn your lesson to not say things. There might be a lot of rich people, but it doesn't mean we think about ourselves all the time. It's not true that we are uneducated people. Yes, this might be a boring place sometimes, but most of the people here are friendly, if your nice to them. It's not Upstate New York. It's right next to Poughkeepsie, and Westchester. Not to far from the city, we have an nice lake, and we have nice houses. A lot of people actually tell us we're really cool people. We actually have cool accents (New York City/New Jersey accents) So it's not true what people say about us.

We actually have experience.

Guy from Mahopac, New York: "Hey bro, what's up?

Other guy: "Hey Man, where you from?"

Guy from Mahopac: "Mahopac, New York!"

Other Guy: "Cool! I've heard good things, and bad things about you guys, but I personally think you guys are really cool!"

Guy from Mahopac:"Thanks Bro!"

by kewlbeans March 22, 2011

New York nationalist movement

A movement that seeks to make the state of New York an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.

John is in the New York nationalist movement.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2010

nutty new yorker

The act of having public sex anywhere in NYC, while a crazy homeless person watches.

This New Year's Eve, I plan on having one nutty new yorker before the ball drops. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010

New York Girl

A non-existant entity. Every being of the female biological function packs her pants.

When I was in New York I tried to find a nice New York Girl, but everytime I got her pants off she had a dong strapped to her.

A definate penis envy species; the New York Girl.

by bigwilly69 June 24, 2009

New York Style Pizza

So-called “food” that tastes even worse than dog feces coated with human blood.

Chicago Style Pizza OWNS New York Style Pizza!

by Santa Claus. April 20, 2009