Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

Magnum Shit

A copiously large shit that completely fills the toilet bowl

Damn Daniel just took a magnum shit and broke the pipe

by HighIce June 20, 2021

pit shit

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).

Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.

by Telephony August 6, 2015

shit flurries

the wispy fecal matter remnants suspended in the toilet bowl following an inefficient flush, resembling that of a snow globe.

Get me some galoshes, that guy left his shit flurries in the bowl!

by Toe fan May 1, 2009

Shit Extruder

Another name for one’s asshole. The anus.

I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.

She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018