A country founded in 1948 as part of a UN resolution recognizing Jewish self-determination.
The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
The day it was founded, there was a big mess and the nations of Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, and Egypt invaded Israel and lost, thus losing parts of the area dedicated to Palestinians in a war that they themselves started.
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Get the Israel mug.The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
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I had to attend boring entire-company-staff meetings all week, so it was beyond great to finally be able to just paddle out onto da empty lake and listen to da wonderful peace and quiet --- my feeling of iselation was unbelievable.
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Get the iselation mug.A scientific term to describe a rare and highly evolved human condition characterised by radical twinkiness, and an passionate desire to get folded up and used by librarian muscle mummy's. Warning disease holders WILL be autistic, bi-curious and obnoxiously short.
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Get the Israel mug.At first, just another face in the crowd,
mid, I said, nothing to be proud.
But weeks went by, and something grew,
a voice, a smile, a gaze so true.
On pickleball courts, the world felt small,
her laugh the reason I played at all.
Brown eyes steady, calm and deep,
a secret I knew I’d always keep.
Different classes, worlds apart,
yet she carved a place inside my heart.
I may never reach, may never hold,
but her memory shines, quiet and bold.
Not beauty alone, not looks defined,
but the way she lingers in my mind.
A fleeting crush, perhaps to fade,
yet in my story, she’ll always stay.
mid, I said, nothing to be proud.
But weeks went by, and something grew,
a voice, a smile, a gaze so true.
On pickleball courts, the world felt small,
her laugh the reason I played at all.
Brown eyes steady, calm and deep,
a secret I knew I’d always keep.
Different classes, worlds apart,
yet she carved a place inside my heart.
I may never reach, may never hold,
but her memory shines, quiet and bold.
Not beauty alone, not looks defined,
but the way she lingers in my mind.
A fleeting crush, perhaps to fade,
yet in my story, she’ll always stay.
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