Full House Hopper 

Sexual fetish involving Mary-Kate and Ashley, back to back before you; you on your knees, alternating thrusts of your love shaft into their V-units, springing back and forth between the two until euphoria ensues. See California Mud Hopper. Dirty Nail optional.

It wasn't the Olsen twins, but I did have a psuedo-Full house hopper last night with Lisa and her mom. My hips were like a sewing machine doing a zig zag stitch back and forth over that slippery cloth.

Full House Hopper by The Duke March 1, 2005

Portuguese House Cleaner 

An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.

Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!

Portuguese House Cleaner by winnberg June 16, 2011

Bouncy House 

Another name for a brothel or house of ill repute.

Hey Jamie I am going to partake in some rather naughty games at the bouncy house tonight. Would one care to join me?

Bouncy House by mgshears April 30, 2014

Go to Helen's house 

When you're starting the phrase "Go to Hell" But then some person of awesome authority that causes you to be respectful is in hearing proximity and you mention your wicked cool friend Helen from science class on how she's doing on her non-existent science project.

Douche: Shut the fuck up!
You: Go to h-
*Old Spice Guy swan dives in*
You: I mean.. Go to Helen's house to pick up our non-existent science project..
Douche: Oh, 'kay sure. Helen's a cool person.

Go to Helen's house by Kleptosporia August 2, 2010

Shaving the house pubes 

Mowing your lawn.

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.

Shaving the house pubes by backentrybananza August 5, 2010

house sex 

when you have sex all over the house!!

house sex -kitchen, bathroom, living room, dinning room, hall way, bed room, every were in the house!!!

house sex by martin24 January 30, 2012

The Spite House 

A nickname for the White House under the Obama administration in late 2013, when during the partial government shutdown, many questionable decisions were made about what to keep up open versus what to shut down or bar from the general public. The decisions appeared to be made to make the American people "feel the pain" of the shutdown who would have otherwise not noticed; therefore, said to be done by the Obama administration out of spite and in efforts to drum up anger. The Obama administration apparently decided to close national parks, barricade ("Barrycade") open-air memorials, put cones along roadways that are otherwise usually open, restrict fishermen from the waters, evict residents out of their privately-owned homes on federal land, shut down the Amber Alert website, etc. while keeping other non-essential programs and services open, such as the golf course where Obama and members of the administration play golf.

"Who wants to visit the WWII Memorial this weekend?"
"We can't, the Spite House has it blocked with a Barrycade."

The Spite House by psara October 8, 2013