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Cheese Muffin 

A Cheese muffin is something absurd and really nasty
Bobby: Sarah stands on the corner giving out free cheese muffins
Billy: EWW that's nasty
Cheese Muffin by Bobby Beans March 26, 2009

Cheese Grit 

The singular form of cheese grits.
Yo, negroid. Gimmi dat Cheese Grit.
Cheese Grit by Cheese Grit Eater February 18, 2013

Cheese Girl

Ridiculously Irrational

Another term that originated in Creston, Iowa. (see: nelphie) Something you call your friends when they're being lame and nerdy, and don't want to go out and have fun. Instead of taking a shower and leaving the house, a Cheese Girl will sit around in a wifebeater and boxers all day, playing rpg videogames and watching episodes of Friends on dvd with the shades drawn and lights off at 2 in the afternoon. When they pair up, one Cheese Girl will watch the other play videogames for hours, only stopping to talk about games or go to sleep. If at any time you mention sports, or interacting with public, the Cheese Girl will become defensive and spiteful, calling you stupid for suggesting something so bizarre.

Variants: Cheese Gay, Cheese Face, Cheese Ball, Cheese Nerd, Cheese Whore, ...
Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: No why would I? I gotta beat this quest on Oblivion.
Guy 1: You're a cheese girl.
Cheese Girl by Eric T December 14, 2008

cheese wagon

a wagon full of cheese ppl that eat cheese and worship the cheese god 'cheznebular'. This god lives on the planet grate
HEY MUM CAN U TAKE ME TO SCHOOL I MISSED THE CHEESE WAGON. no honey, teh cheese man will eat you all up.
cheese wagon by AAAAAAAAAAAA June 15, 2004

cheese weasel 

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.
Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
cheese weasel by DjSuzySolar September 16, 2008

cheese steak jimmy

when a man takes a diareah poo in a girls mouth, then injects sperm into the mix... the girl mixes the two fluids and proceeds to give the guy a blowjob this is known as a cheese steak jimmy !
that cheese steak jimmy was great !
bitch, give me a cheese steak jimmy
your mom gave me a nsaty cheese steak jimmy