After Jack

The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit

"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"

by T0RP3NI$ March 27, 2019

Aftermorning

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.

Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*

by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019

Aftertizer

A delicious treat post meal. Or, a fun but brief sex act after a more substantial engagement.

We had LUNCH and a pretty dirty aftertizer.
I wanted steak, but those Brussel Sprouts were a sick aftertizer!

by Weeds mc April 13, 2019

aftertizer

Snacks belatedly consumed after dinner instead of before, often if a favorite appetizer was overlooked
Often occurs because 1) a delicious appetizer was unnoticed until later; or 2)the entree was unsatisfying in quality, quantity, or both.

"Ooo, cocktail shrimp! I'm having an aftertizer."

by WillaCather April 14, 2019

Afternom

When you take a nap after eating.

"Dude, I just woke up from an afternom." "Did you eat a lot? I call em food comas."

by bishwhocares April 26, 2019

afternom

The nap you take after eating lunch.

Man I just woke up from a good afternom. I'm ready to go.

by Pandangie April 26, 2019

Afterstood

Similar to understood, but it’s something you hear and it doesn’t compute immediately. Your brain backtracks to figure out what you just heard but you’ve already said,”what?” or “huh?
Before anyone can repeat what they’ve said, you’ve already figured it out.

My wife told me something and I said “what?”. Then I said,
“Oh never mind, I afterstood you. “

by Steve Star May 3, 2019