St. Albert

A certain small town somewhere in Alberta. Take a large city filled with a bunch of sports nuts, shrink down until it's 1/200 the size, throw in a ton of racism and homophobia, and take out everything that's remotely fun. A pathetic excuse for a town.

Person 1: We just passed St. Albert.
Person 2: Really? I must've blinked.

by danger!radio October 21, 2008

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Albatrossing

The latest craze, evolved from 'seagulling'. This evolution involves a more advanced, long range technique with the aid of a catapult, ball bearing and a used condom.

Victims are left not only physically hurt but also have the trauma of someone elses semen embedded in the wound left by the velocity of the ball bearing.

I woke up on Sunday very bored, so I went albatrossing.

by lukemedway June 30, 2007

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Albis

The name shows a rarity unparalleled by any other. Having an Albis in your life will make it seem as if the stars twinkled even brighter than usual. She will always keep you in your highest level of happiness. May seem obnoxious, but it is worth it. She can be very confusing but that makes her all the more alluring.

"God, I wished I met an Albis earlier, they know how to make life worth every second of it."

by UMNA August 26, 2014

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albanian love seat

when two men sit shoulder to shoulder right next to each other facing in opposite directions masturbate each other. The fact that eye contact is not made makes this move not gay.

Stephen and I did the "albanian love seat last night."

by captain donkey punch May 17, 2010

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albino pleasure piss

Male ejaculate. Cum. Spooge. Man milk. Sperm.

Suzy and I were going at it, and I had to pull out because I forgot my jimmy hat. You should have seen it. I blew the albino pleasure piss all over her tummy.

by Brophy March 3, 2004

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