Sad Boner

1. when a situation is so sad and unhappy, it represents a sad semi-flaccid erection.
2. the act of having a sad, semi-flaccid erection

Example One:

Bro1: -texts bro2- Wanna go get some chinese?
Bro2: -responds- Can't, gotta work til midnight.
Bro1: Sad boner

Example Two:

Girlfriend: I don't think you should come stay over tonight, It's that time of the month
-Boyfriend, having an actual sad boner, responds "Sad boner"-

by Dr. Sawarms August 01, 2013

friend boner

when you see someone you want to be friends with because they are interesting, attractive, or otherwise fly

I have a friend boner for this kid on my floor because he looks so cool but we haven't ever spoken.

by friendbonerfiend November 05, 2010

horse boner

When sitting in class becomes very exciting and you get an extremely big boner at the sight of the sexiest classmate.

Girl 1: "J.P totally gave me a horse boner in english class !"
Girl 2: "Omg the same thing happened to me in french today!"

by cantnamethis666 November 08, 2011

boner party

when too many dudes are at a gathering, and there needs to be a little more female pressence

what the hell is up with the boner party? I'm out.

by neu January 27, 2004

beach boner

A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a beach.

When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!

by eda-skip October 05, 2021

Action Boner

An Action Boner is the kind of a Boner that is popped during a movie, tv show, music video, or video game with scenes of action so fuckdamned epic that you can not help but gain an erection.

Guy one: Fuck damn man, did you see that new explicitly violent, cheesy, and outrageously over the top movie!?

Guy two: Fuck yeah man! I popped an action boner.

Man 1: Did you watch 300?

Man 2: Oh my god that movie was so action packed I popped a boner...but...uhh...not in a gay way.

by Action Boner April 26, 2010

boner phone

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.

Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?

by uncle kim 69 May 17, 2009