Human Suitcase

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on

I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.

by Stefon100 March 2, 2011

humanoid

n. - A human that is very annoyed because they didn't get away with pretending they were humanoid.

"Those self proclaimed leaders are pissed off that their money laundering scheme didn't work when nobody believed they were humanoids".

by MountainCREAMERY December 28, 2016

Human flesh

The meat of a human being, very tasty - tastes delicious with salsa, also with French fries.

mom : im making food tonight, what do you want honey?
me : human flesh with salsa and fries
mom : okay honey
henning (in the bush) : can I come too, for human flesh?

mom : yes

by Mcdonaldsman27alsoidodrugs November 4, 2021

fertilized human egg

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

by spiker369 March 5, 2009

human bean

A person who is addicted to beans and more specificly jelly beans.

I'm turning into a human bean - I had 4 packets of jelly beans yesterday.

by Eli-bean August 5, 2007

Group Sex//Inbred Humanity

My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed. curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where I was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about "condoms" or whatever she called it. She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my dick. I was scared and confused. I've only seen these kinda things on television. She then told me "sh, everythings going to be all right. I was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as I moaned quietly under my breath "mom.." As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. "Why is my pee white" "this is called cum, sweetheart. It's what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here." Mom lays me on my back. "Hush dear, its going to be alright" She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. "This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into." Before i knew it, i was fucking mom. "Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!" "Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHH" her hips started to furiously sway against my dick "Ohh mom, im cumming!" "OHHHH"

birb: *shitposts some Group Sex//Inbred Humanity lol*
me: ok you fucking ass of a child
everyone else: ok you fucking ass of a child, u still cute tho uwu

by KyePlays April 6, 2021

humanism

1) The ideology in which one gender supports and seeks equity amongst both genders without denying the masculinity of men nor the femininity of women.

2) The view in which one (either man or woman) supports and seeks equity amongst the sexes without undermining the necessity and balance of the masculinity of men and femininity of women.

3) The concept of preserving the masculinity of men and femininity of women while obtaining equality amongst men and women.

1) "I believe in equity amongst both genders. In other words, I'm a 'Humanist'."

2) "I love my mate. They treat me with respect and appreciation. They are a 'Humanist'."

3) "As a nation, we need to unite and treat one another with respect. Neither denying the masculinity of men nor the femininity of women. We must uphold Humanism."

by ghostee August 14, 2006