fat ass

A fat bitch. So fat they cant even see their penis anymore. Someone who the opposite sex is ASHAMED to be seen with. A large corpulent person with sausage fingers and a fat mush face.

Mike: Did you see that vitale kid?

Art: Yea, he sure is a fat ass. Girls must laugh at that sucker.

fat ass by fdhitelbacher February 29, 2008

Fat Hoe 

(N.) Fat Joe's Sister.

Fat Hoe or Fat Bastard? Even tougher decision!

Fat Hoe by G-Union May 19, 2003

fat one 

A penis, specifically a bulbous or "chode" like member. Less of a "shlong" more of a "wang".

"Slap a fat one in your mouth and STFU"

fat one by Colly May 13, 2005

fat chick 

A "fat chick" is a woman who is above average in physical size. Any woman who wears a size 18 or larger dress is likely to be a fat chick. (This number has been revised upward, from size 14.) Often, these females shop at stores such as Lane Bryant, and considered to be plus-sized. Being a fat chick does not mean that the female is ugly or unattractive; rather, she is simply significantly larger than the typical normal-sized woman. Fat chicks are often called BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, or BBWs, because they are exactly that, big and beautiful.

1. I know my girlfriend is a fat chick, but I love her anyway.
2. Your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. You might want to hook up with her again.
3. That bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.

4. Dude, that NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!

fat chick by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

Fat dip

Putting a massive dip of chawski (chew) in usually resulting in empty can

After Nick got done jiffin it with his dog and blowing his load in shellys eye he put a fat dip in and he was mad buzzing

Fat dip by they call me balls deep April 1, 2009

fat charm 

when a person with fat, charms everyone into having sex and making out with them. This doesnt excluding charming guys, and the fat charm just radiates. The person could be sleeping, and the fat charm still works.

Mal: Greg im gonna fuck you, your fat charm has gotton to me

Greg: Wtf, im not doing anything

Mal: You dont have to, its your fat charm

fat charm by g-reg rosen April 27, 2006

Fat Penguin 

Anything used to break the ice or tension in a situation.

i tried so hard to break the ice but that craig guy was trying so hard to make sure jonathan and i knew he was the pimp daddy that it left little room for fat penguins.

Fat Penguin by The Wiz August 29, 2005