crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

by queinteresante September 5, 2011

crotchcrat

One who rules a crotch. Can be either male, female, or androgynous.

That bitch is a crotchcrat... she gets all the action.

by mybillyhead January 1, 2012

Crotchbutt

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".

I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.

by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012

Crotchballs

When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch

"common roger, everybody knows you have crotchballs"

by Faithlyn April 11, 2012

Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain May 27, 2012

crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN October 24, 2012

crotch knot

Referring to the male genitalia.

He punched me in my crotch knot.

by gaysensualist October 25, 2012