carpet bomb

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man

Dude I just carpet bombed the shit out of Jennifer.

by Sbobby January 3, 2025

Carpalepsy

A condition that makes someone fall asleep while riding in a motor vehicle.

Anytime I ride in a car, I fall asleep. I have carpalepsy

by Baner January 18, 2025

Carpacetic

In bad shape, opposite of copacetic.

The umbrella was carpacetic, it was leaky and part of it was folding inwards.

by Thursday Evening February 20, 2026

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Carpet Bomb

WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!

Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Carping

Going mute and silent when either things aren't going your way or you need to escape the current reality to be one with yourself.

I was raging pretty hard in my Valorant game, so I started carping to try and win some rounds.

by robcooke April 14, 2025

Carplay

Just found out what this is. It's just car s*x lmao

Gay 1: Yo, carplay?

Gay 2: Down! Mine's in the shop though. Can we f**k in yours? I'll bring the condoms!

by anonymous May 8, 2025